Recipe for Preserved Children:
1 large field
1/2 a dozen small children
2 or 3 small dogs
a pinch of brook & some pebbles
Mix the children & dogs together well; put them on the field, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with flowers, spread all over a deep blue sky & bake in the sun.
When brown, set to cool in a bath tub.